zeldathemes
We'll Carry On

I lied. I am not Joe Trohmans illegitimate child. He would've been like 14.

band-crazed-child:

my-chemicall-tardis:

2001-

Because killjoys never die

*cries*

xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

fueledbyrain:

I am so glad I’m alive at the same time as twenty one pilots

southrons:

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they only have one.

but

break their bones, they have 206

listentomybandalltimelow:

[JUMPS IN BACK SEAT OF YOUR CAR] I DONT KNOW WHERE YOURE GOING BUT DO YOU GOT ROOM FOR ONE MORE TROUBLED SOUL

jaclcfrost:

telling me that i have good music taste or introduced you to a certain artist that you love to listen to now is a surefire way to make me smile for like fifteen years

i-know-whatt-that-means:

Lovely -Twenty One Pilots

i-know-whatt-that-means:

Lovely -Twenty One Pilots

More like twenty one cry-lots

twentyonestorms:

Word.

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Song: Ignorance
Artist: Paramore
Album: brand new eyes (Deluxe) [French Version no Video]
Played: 49,999 times.

nativeroute:

CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THE ACCOUSTIC VERSION OF IGNORANCE

CAN WE